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Women like a sense of humour
Not with you, at you Yes they do, but they won’t go out with you if you look like you’ve been hit by a stray four-pronged pitchfork. Of course women like to be charmed and they like men to make them...
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‘Nothing to fear to but fear itself’
Give this fella a wide berth There’s plenty to fear: rioting chavs, earthquakes, tsunamis, holocausts, a hoodie with a penchant for Nike trainers, military dictatorships, a David Cameron speech,...
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Rubbish sayings (part 1)
Excellent warning, rubbish saying ‘Time will tell’ Time doesn’t do anything other than pass – that’s its job. It doesn’t announce stuff – it’s completely mono-functional. ‘Time flies’ See above....
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Business speak
Policy wonkers Time to get busy with the firearms if you hear anyone who starts talking about low-hanging fruit, being ahead of the curve, hitting the ground running or blue-sky thinking. Generally if...
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More crap sayings
Sheep. Bastards “I like what I like” Who likes what they don’t like and who doesn’t like what they like? Maybe, somebody who says this is not really sure about themselves and is over-compensating. So...
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Restrooms, bathrooms…
'Rest' in peace Over this very tumultous weekend I discussed with colleagues the correct terms for meal times as well as the right word for toilet, all of which sounds weird (I live a dull life) but it...
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Your point being…?
Fishing trawler. No bloody fish though Plenty more fish in the sea Not strictly true. Have you seen the programme Trawlermen? Well, it usually features the trials of Scottish fishermen in their hunt...
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